What? Don’t remember the STD roulette? :D

I REMEMBER IT PERFECTLY BECAUSE IT WAS SO FUCKING TRAUMATIZING.

I GOT GONORRHEA AND CHLAMYDIA. 

REMEMBER, BRO?

I WAS SO DAMN PROUD THAT I GOT THE QUESTIONS RIGHT.

God our school is weird

I think 69otakus wants to hold your hand.

Pfft.

I don’t know why though.

WELP GUESS WE’RE MARRIED NOW.

All I have to say to that is “I do.”